Tuesday, August 5, 2008

BLT 1/9

I was able to catch the last bit of DJ Ando and mikki's show at the GlamShack today. I hadn't heard DJ Ando before; he seems pretty good. And of course mikki is good; she came from the best hostess school in the metaverse!

After DJ Ando it was DJ Case and Ajay's Rock & Roll Listening Party. He was playing some pretty good songs; I hadn't been to one of his Monday shows in a while, maybe he's changed format. Anyway we were all just rocking out, having a good time when all of the sudden, completely out of the blue, for absolutely no reason at all, Isobela says "TYCHO!!!! you are a dead man walking".

Apparently I had done something to upset her, but I have no idea what. She must have been really upset though because she and Ajay start to plotting against me. Isobela says "I think perhaps a redo of "Manly Man Island" is in order" and they start talking about pink pillow cushions and curtains and all sorts of other un-manly things. I was called away on business just then, and I left her with one firm admonition: No!

Later on, when I returned, things were really strange. Clouds were inverted, highways were upside down and unreachable, birds flew backwards. In the midst of all of this chaos I catch Isobela busily trying to destroy Tun Tavern (Forward)! My island! Luckily for her Amylyn happened by, so we all chatted for a bit as if one of us wasn't in mortal danger. Di bo chet indeed.

4 comments:

The Fantablous Isobela Capalini said...

Tapping her foot... Ahem DEAR!....
[2008/08/04 16:14] Isobela Capalini holds her hand over Tycho's eyes, lest his innocent young mind be damaged
[2008/08/04 16:14] Ajay McDowwll giggles uncontrollably
[2008/08/04 16:14] Isobela Capalini giggles and snorts
[2008/08/04 16:15] Tycho Beresford wonders what could be more damaging to his innocent young mind that all of the things Isobela has already done...
[2008/08/04 16:17] Ajay McDowwll: Oh she's gonna get you for that, boy...
[2008/08/04 16:18] Isobela Capalini: TYCHO!!!! you are a dead man walking......
[2008/08/04 16:18] Tycho Beresford: cool
.....
Ohh and my dear, I didn't realize you were in 'Nam.... IN which case that makes you older than me.... SO you are the cradle robber!

http://www.pressie.org/TheVietnamQuatrain.html

Ajay said...

I believe this can be summed up in one word:

"Busted!"

Heh.

The Fantablous Isobela Capalini said...

Snickers.......

Tycho Beresford said...

Isobela, your research into that phrase doesn't tell the whole story; Uncle Ho was upset about more than his troops lack of success. Someday I might be convinced to share that story with you.

As for my age, your own quote shows Ajay addressing me as "boy"; something not done to one's elders. Thus I am clearly younger than her tender age.... SO you are the cradle robber!